Going on a treasure hunt

Starting tomorrow, I am moving. Blogging will be slow whilst the move commences.

In the meantime, please ponder the following question.

Which would you rather have
1. The tightest broom in the world or…
2. A so-so vacuum.

Consider: the tightest broom in the world would obviously come in handy, but would still be somewhat ineffective on carpets.

please talk amongst yourselves, I’m faklemt